unit03:

that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps 

(Source: solo-gifs)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you don’t think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

french:


my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore)

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

mishapenmagic:

twisted-oak:

battlersexual:

fire-raising:

homeboyslife:

actualcorpse:

dont give canadians money

U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing

ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

is canada even real

the whole country is a fucking theme park

(Source: baerga)

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

thugsandpunks:

cuntgradulation:

thanks mom


Thanks mom I don’t drink xxx ✌️

thugsandpunks:

cuntgradulation:

thanks mom

Thanks mom I don’t drink xxx ✌️

(Source: brianvsilvers)

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

dreammason:

majortvjunkie:

college

This pertains to my entire resumer school career.

dreammason:

majortvjunkie:

college

This pertains to my entire resumer school career.

(Source: College Humor)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: hoppusfarm)

luanlegacy:

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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Monster Inc 3. Wazowski’s Betrayal

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